Good evening Toontown,

This is Tim Tuckertoon with Toon News Tonight. Tonight's story, we have relocated from the heart of Toontown Central to the newly constructed Dreamy Drive located right outside of Donald's Dreamland! In other news, are Cogs getting more advanced? Studies show that the output of incoming from the factories has increased, possibly producing an increased presence of Cogs around the playgrounds. Now we go to Joyce Toony who is right outside of Bossbot HQ with some coverage of the increasing Cog production.

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Seems as if Joyce has gotten distracted by Golfing which leaves us with no actual updates on this story… Anywho, our last story, a citizen holding a protest over the rejection of renaming Dreamy Drive to Nicktown finally gets the attention of the Toon Council to undergo such a dramatic change this far into development. With that said, this concludes our nightly broadcast! This has been Tim Tuckertoon and I. AM. OUTTA HERE!